When Did Axelrod Get to Be Such a Fucking Snowflake?

David Axelrod, who cut his teeth on bare-knuckle Chicago politics.  And fuck you if you can't handle a mixed metaphor.

David Axelrod, who proudly oversaw the installation of his friend and confidante, Rahm "Fuck you!  I will fucking gut you!" Emmanuel, as president Barack Obama's first chief of staff.

David Axelrod, who now assiduously courts the good opinion of people like Mr. David Brooks --

Axelrod on Brooks: ‘true public thinker’ 

 -- and who pearl-clutches like the Woman from Tinley Park

David Axelrod, who is no longer a man of Chicago.

Behold, a Tip Jar!