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Today in Wingnut Auto-da-meh*: Shoes For Industry!



From CNN:
Nike's support for Colin Kaepernick protest has some destroying their shoes
You know, I really feel sorry for guys like this...


But the law is clear:



At the other end of the spectrum, one hear's rumors of shoeless Trump-loving hill folk who eagerly spent all the money in the pickle jar just to buy a single Nike shoe just so they could burn it in patriotic solidarity with the Fox teevee people who fill their empty lives with bilious purpose...

...only to discover that some city slicker had sold them a cheap Chinese knockoff instead!

Sad!

Behold, a Tip Jar!



*Auto-da-fé:
the public declaration of the judgment passed on persons tried in the courts of the the Spanish Inquisition, followed by the execution by the civil authorities of the sentences imposed, especially the burning of condemned heretics at the stake.