Pattern of Farce

President Stupid + Star Trek TOS = ...

TRUMP:  Deplorables.  The job ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith.  There are probably 30-35 million people in the United States illegally.

KIRK: Watch his mouth.

TRUMP: If we fulfill our own greatness, that will all be ended. But I don't mind... I think I would have been a good general.

SPOCK: Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern.

KIRK: Random sentences strung together.

TRUMP: Will at times be difficult. We're talking about sand and death. That's what we're talking about.

MCCOY: He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state.

TRUMP: Can you imagine me having this power? Wouldn't that be scary?

MCCOY: I have to have a close look at him.

TRUMP: I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise, and stronger. And I had more generals than I've ever seen, and we were at the bottom of this incredible room. I said, 'this is greatest room I've ever seen.'"

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