Mitch, Bubby, Hickenlooper Is Your White Knight!

Although the governor of Colorado has apparently never heard of "Cunnell" Mitchell Stonewall Forrest McConnell II --

-- nor ever been to Washing Towne, he nonetheless has an exciting new plan for transforming the American government from Trump and McConnell's personal sanctum for traitors, bigots and con men into a representative democracy:
Well I'm sure we all wish him all the luck in the world with that:

On a more personal note, let me emphasize that in the unlikely event Governor Hickenlooper ends up being the Democratic nominee for president in 2020, he will have my unstinting support. 

Behold, a Tip Jar!