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Matthew Dowd is a Fundamentally Ridiculous Person



I don't know which I find funnier.

The fact that Professional News Person Chris Hayes is apparently just now catching on to the fact that Trump is the Party and the Party is Trump.

The fact that I was writing posts with blunt, clear titles like "Donald Trump Is The GOP" back in 2015 mere days after Il Douche oozed down the Escalator of Doom and into our lives.

Or that Matthew Dowd now really, really wants credit for jumping on this bandwagon --

-- after he blocked me and insulted my readers --

-- for the unpardonable sin of calling him out over the Both Siderist, Trump-enabling horseshit he peddles for a living.









As I have said before in exactly these words, it turns out that the chief political analyst for the mighty ABC News is absolutely freaked out by a guy with a tiny blog living in a cornfield in the middle of Middle America.  

I know, right?

And here's the thing.  I don't level threats.  I don't traffic in wingnut fairy tales.  I don't click-bait-trash-for-cash.

What I do -- week after week, year after year with my wee little blog 'o the prairie using only my ancient laptop, my free version of Photoshop and the English language as twas taught to me by my sainted mother -- is demonstrate over and over again and beyond any doubt that the biggest and most toxic Big Lie in American politics and media is the Big Lie of Both Sides Do It.

There isn't even a close second.

And since that particular scam is Mr. Dowd's bread and the butter and mortgage payment -- and since the Rise of Trump has rendered Mr. Dowd's Both Siderist scam so incredibly fragile that any vagrant breeze from any direction threatens to blow it to atoms -- there is no way that ABC New's chief political analyst can risk facing off against some Liberal nobody with a little blog living in a cornfield in the middle of Middle America.

And that, boys and girls, is exactly how fucked up, hollow and wildly overcompensated our Beltway media has let itself become.



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