Die With The Lie, Opie.  Die With The Lie.

Of all the pieces of advice that Sheriff Andy Taylor would never offer his son, high on the list would be this:  If you are nominated for the high honor and rare privilege of serving on the United States Supreme Court, your best strategy is stick to your bullshit cover story no matter what, lie under oath as necessary, keep your head down and let Andy's goons and spinners clear your path, slander your accusers and strong-arm your nomination to a one-vote margin win.

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