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Attention Matthew Dowd—I Have Found Your Perfect Candidate


He's a Disruptor (tm) who's sick of the K'rupt Duopoly (tm).

Gotta love that!

A self-proclaimed American Patriot (tm) and Statesman who is Not Politically Correct (tm) and Not a Professional Politician (tm).  He is a Proud Christian (tm).  A Veteran (tm).  He hates The Media (tm).  He loves the Truth (tm).  He believes in America First (tm), No More Wars and More Jobs (tm).

Lordy. this guy checks all the boxes!

But most importantly, although he is running on the Republican ticket, he is, at heart, a true Independent (tm) who believes that Both Sides (tm) of our two-party system are equally craven and corrupt.

Perfect right?  And he's even stirred things up enough to score some free national media, so how about that!

Of course, the reason he despises the K'rupt Duopoly is that is it an "...accursed Two Party, Jew Party, Queer Party system!"

And he plays up his military service during Vietnam to contrast himself with "...all the Communist Jews who were in the street."

And, yeah, he believes the Holocaust is an "extortion racket" and will wave "documents" at you to "prove" it.

Because he's a fucking Nazi.



That is, he would be a Nazi if we still labeled things.

But we don't want to label things anymore because labeling things is wrong.



So very, very wrong.

If Arthur Jones happened to be a prominent member of the American Nazi Party years ago, well so what?  After all, Joe Scarborough was a prominent member of the Republican Party up until about ten minutes ago, but now that he is a newly-minted "independent" he is very vehement about having no connection to and taking no responsibility for what the Republican Party has become over the course of his entire adult life.  And I know that we are definitely not supposed to judge or label newly-minted "independent" Arthur Jones on the basis of his long history as an American Nazi for the same reason we are not supposed to judge or label Joe Scarborough or any of the thousands of newly-minted "independents" on the basis of their long history as Republicans.

Because ABC News' chief political analyst told me personally that it was wrong.


So very, very wrong.

And so given the fact that, according to ABC News' chief political analyst, it is very wrong to label anyone as anything, and very wrong to judge anyone by anything they have ever done before this exact moment in time we are left with no way to reach any decision about the character or intentions of Arthur Jones beyond the words that have most recently flown from his mouth.

Specifically, that he's a Disruptor (tm) who's sick of the K'rupt Duopoly (tm).
A self-proclaimed American Patriot (tm) and Statesman who is Not Politically Correct (tm).
He is Not a Professional Politician (tm).
He is a Proud Christian (tm).
A Veteran (tm).
Who hates The Media (tm).
Loves the Truth (tm).
And believes in America First (tm), No More Wars and More Jobs (tm).

In other words, the perfect No Labels, Centrist Project candidate.



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