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Matthew Whitaker: Hot Tub Crime Machine



From Slate:
Trump Already Throwing His Possibly Illegal Hot Tub–Scam Attorney General Under the Bus

From the mighty Tengrain at Crooks & Liars:
Matthew Whitaker As Good A Grifter As Trump So There 

Turns out Whitaker's "patent business" got a $25 million-plus fine very similar to the Trump University scam.

Let us speak for a moment of Matthew Whitaker, our new interim attorney general appointed by Prznint Stupid after he fired Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, you know, for not ending the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac investigation. No obstruction or collusion there, you haters!

In addition to Whitaker’s work as a US Attorney and as a private-practice attorney, in 2014 Whitaker became a member of the board of a company called World Patent Marketing.

From a WPM press 
“As a former U.S. attorney, I would only align myself with a first-class organization. World Patent Marketing goes beyond making statements about doing business ‘ethically’ and translates them into 
Golly, doesn’t that sound like Comrade Stupid? You know like that time that he said that he would hire the very best people, only “top-of-the-line professionals.”...
Honestly, once this title popped into my head, it became impossible not to do the graphic and thence this post.

The Muse can be a real hellion.


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